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		<title>Project Management Tip</title>
		<link>http://www.cyprich.com/2011/07/11/project-management-tip/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jul 2011 20:52:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johan Cyprich</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don’t build software like this: Drawn by Angus Macdonald]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don’t build software like this:</p>
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<p>Drawn by Angus Macdonald</p>
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		<title>Agile Humour</title>
		<link>http://www.cyprich.com/2009/03/15/agile-humour/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 19:40:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johan Cyprich</dc:creator>
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		<title>Make Your Sure Your Software Is Useful</title>
		<link>http://www.cyprich.com/2008/10/04/make-your-sure-your-software-is-useful/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:44:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johan Cyprich</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Source: the contiki strip]]></description>
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<p>Source: <a href="http://contikistrip.kjempekjekt.com/?p=8" target="_blank">the contiki strip</a></p>
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		<title>I truly need a new pen</title>
		<link>http://www.cyprich.com/2008/09/17/i-truly-need-a-new-pen/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 14:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johan Cyprich</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tanner Lee Bechtel found a web site for analyzing handwriting. Its good web site to tell you what kind of person you are in case you don&#8217;t already know, and it also helps match the best writing tool for your personality as well. You can take the test at The TUL Pens Graphological Initiative.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://tannerlee.blogspot.com/2008/09/free-handwriting-analysis.html" target="_blank">Tanner Lee Bechtel</a> found a web site for analyzing handwriting. Its good web site to tell you what kind of person you are in case you don&#8217;t already know, and it also helps match the best writing tool for your personality as well.</p>
<p>You can take the test at <a href="http://www.tul.com/" target="_blank">The TUL Pens Graphological Initiative</a>.</p>
<p><img style="margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px" height="194" alt="image" src="http://www.cyprich.com/images/2008/Itrulyneedanewpen_6B17/image.png" width="350" border="0"/></p>
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		<title>Small Talk With A Web Designer</title>
		<link>http://www.cyprich.com/2008/08/29/small-talk-with-a-web-designer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 07:46:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johan Cyprich</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Source: The Man in Blue]]></description>
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<p>Source: <a href="http://www.themaninblue.com/images/writing/perspective/2008/08/12/small_talk.gif" target="_blank">The Man in Blue</a></p>
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		<title>Money Quotes to Think About</title>
		<link>http://www.cyprich.com/2008/08/19/money-quotes-to-think-about/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 07:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johan Cyprich</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Money and Your Soul For the love of money is the root of all evils, and some people in their desire for it have strayed from the faith and have pierced themselves with many pains. 1 Timothy 6:10 (New American Bible) Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. The more a man [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>For the love of money is the root of all evils, and some people in their desire for it have strayed from the faith and have pierced themselves with many pains. <span class="quote_author">1 Timothy 6:10 (New American Bible)</span></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of filling a vacuum, it makes one.<br />
<span class="quote_author">Benjamin Franklin</span></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>You have not lived a perfect day, even though you have earned your money, unless you have done something for someone who will never be able to repay you.<br />
<span class="quote_author">Ruth Smeltzer</span></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.<br />
<span class="quote_author">Oscar Wilde</span></p></blockquote>
<p>Money is a goal pursued by most people. Its not for paying bills, or supporting yourself and your family, its mainly because of greed to possess material things and to raise yourself among your peers.  The 1 Timothy 6:10 quote is a great truth in how lusting over money leads to many evils in trying to obtain it. Wealth can bring true happiness if its used to bring happiness to others, especially those who can never repay your kindness.  Your worth more than money can buy. Don&#8217;t lose your soul pursuing something which doesn&#8217;t have eternal value.</p>
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<p><strong>Setting Priorities of True Value</strong></p>
<blockquote><p>When I chased after money, I never had enough. When I got my life on purpose and focused on giving of myself and everything that arrived into my life, then I was prosperous.<br />
<span class="quote_author">Wayne Dyer</span></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.<br />
<span class="quote_author">Richard Friedman</span></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Money is like love: It kills slowly and painfully the one who withholds it, and enlivens the other who turns it on his fellow man.<br />
<span class="quote_author">Kahlil Gibran</span></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>It’s good to have money and the things that money can buy. But it’s good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven’t lost the things that money can’t buy.<br />
<span class="quote_author">George Lorimer</span></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver.<br />
<span class="quote_author">Ayn Rand</span></p></blockquote>
<p>Pursuing money to fulfill materialistic desires will leave you empty and cynical. Sharing your wealth and yourself will give you peace, happiness, and a sense of purpose in life. Money is just a tool to be used as a part of accomplishing great things.</p>
<p>Its nothing more.</p>
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<p><strong>Focusing on Goals</strong></p>
<blockquote><p>All riches have their origin in mind. Wealth is in ideas, not money.<br />
<span class="quote_author">Robert Collier</span></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.<br />
<span class="quote_author">Ken Hakuta</span></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>You can only become truly accomplished at something you love. Don’t make money your goal. Instead, pursue the things you love doing, and then do them so well that people can’t take their eyes off you.<br />
<span class="quote_author">Maya Angelou</span></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Money never starts an idea. It is always the idea that starts the money.<br />
<span class="quote_author">Owen Laughlin</span></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that.<br />
<span class="quote_author">Norman Vincent Peale</span></p></blockquote>
<p>Everything that you see around you began as an idea: the computer you are using now, the light bulb shining above, the ink in your pen, the roads outside, and the buildings along side them. Some entrepreneur had an idea to build these things, even before the money was made available to create them.  Its wrongly believed that money makes money. This holds many people back from pursuing their dreams because they don&#8217;t have the money in front of them to start the processing of fulfilling them.  Our creations begin with a thought and are fueled by the faith to persevere and to make them a reality.</p>
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<p><strong>The Business of Money</strong></p>
<blockquote><p>Oppression of the poor (Exodus 2); defrauding labourers of their wages (James 5:4).<br />
<span class="quote_author">2 of the Four Sins Crying to Heaven for Vengeance</span></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>I don’t pay good wages because I have a lot of money; I have a lot of money because I pay good wages.<br />
<span class="quote_author">Robert Bosch</span></p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.<br />
<span class="quote_author">James Goldsmith</span></p></blockquote>
<p>Have you felt cheated by your employer in wages? This can be working overtime for free or without the appropriate rate, not being paid a fair salary, or being promised money for a job and never getting paid for it.  Businesses will prosper if they treat their employees well and pay them fairly. A poorly paid employee doesn&#8217;t care about their job and will have a negative impact on the business. One only needs to look at the carelessness of workers in fast food restaurants. Their minimum wage hardly inspires them to go the extra mile and results in countless of mistakes in fulfilling customer orders.  There is a saying that we programmers have, &#8220;garbage in, garbage out&#8221;. Bad data that goes into software will produce bad results.  Treat your employees poorly, get poor results. Treat them well, and they will take care of your business and customers with outstanding service and products.</p>
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		<title>Firefox 3 Easter Egg</title>
		<link>http://www.cyprich.com/2008/06/21/firefox-3-easter-egg/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 06:48:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johan Cyprich</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you type <strong>about:robots</strong> in the address bar in Firefox 3, you will see the following page:</p>
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		<title>Automating Writing Lines for School</title>
		<link>http://www.cyprich.com/2008/06/02/automating-writing-lines-for-school/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 07:13:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johan Cyprich</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Too bad I didn&#8217;t know C++ when I had to write lines in school years ago. Source: FoxTrot]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Too bad I didn&#8217;t know C++ when I had to write lines in school years ago. <img src='http://www.cyprich.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><img style="margin: 0px 10px 0px 0px" src="http://www.cyprich.com/images/2008/64a6d7390e61_139F5/image_thumb.png" border="0" alt="Writing Lines with C++" width="484" height="162" /></p>
<p>Source: <a href="http://www.foxtrot.com/" target="_blank">FoxTrot</a></p>
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		<title>Aren&#8217;t Meetings Great?</title>
		<link>http://www.cyprich.com/2008/05/16/arent-meetings-great/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 17:34:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johan Cyprich</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Source: Seth Godin]]></description>
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<p>Source: <a href="http://sethgodin.typepad.com/seths_blog/2008/05/lets-skip-the-m.html" target="_blank">Seth Godin</a></p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Give Up That Dream</title>
		<link>http://www.cyprich.com/2008/05/06/dont-give-up-that-dream/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 06:28:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Johan Cyprich</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The &#8220;YOUR LIFE AMBITION &#8211; What Happened??&#8221; comic is amazingly accurate with how people&#8217;s dreams and ambitions fade over time. We all start out with plans to take on the world, but our doubts and fears cloud our vision and we end up focused on paying bills and maintaining our standard of living. To stay [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The &#8220;YOUR LIFE AMBITION &#8211; What Happened??&#8221; comic is amazingly accurate with how people&#8217;s dreams and ambitions fade over time. We all start out with plans to take on the world, but our doubts and fears cloud our vision and we end up focused on paying bills and maintaining our standard of living.</p>
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<p>To stay focused on a goal, you need to write it down and review it daily, or even review it several times a day. The goal should be something that your passionate about in order to maintain your interest in it.</p>
<p>The problem with not being focused and goal oriented is that you become controlled by your environment. We&#8217;re all here for a higher purpose and need to discover it and fulfill it.</p>
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<p>Source: <a href="http://www.phdcomics.com/comics.php" target="_blank">PHD Comics</a></p>
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